"Het schijnt dat Hendrik gister op de spoorbaan heeft gespeeld,
en door een intercitytrein in tweeën werd verdeeld.
Zijn kleine zusje heeft met bovenmenselijke kracht,
de onbezonnen deugniet één voor één naar huis gebracht."
— Drs. P.
en door een intercitytrein in tweeën werd verdeeld.
Zijn kleine zusje heeft met bovenmenselijke kracht,
de onbezonnen deugniet één voor één naar huis gebracht."
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holy shit this is actually insane
This may be the most fun thing I’ve read all day.
mindfucked to the fucking extreme
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"A white killer whale has been spotted. Um, sighted. Not actually spotted. It’s still white."
— Shoebox(Source: shoeboxblog.com)
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"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."
— Chinese Proverb
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Caesar Flickerman: So Peeta. Tell me. Is there a special girl back home?
Peeta Mellark: No. No, not really.
Caesar Flickerman: No? I don't believe it it for a second, look at that face! Handsome man like you! Peeta. Tell me.
Peeta Mellark: Well, there, uh. There is this one girl that I've had a crush on forever.
Caesar Flickerman: Well, I'll tell you what Peeta. You go out there, and you win this thing, and when you get home she'll have to go out with you!
Peeta Mellark: Thanks, but I, uh. I don't think winning's gonna help me at all.
Caesar Flickerman: And why not?
Peeta Mellark: Because... she came here with me.
Peeta Mellark: No. No, not really.
Caesar Flickerman: No? I don't believe it it for a second, look at that face! Handsome man like you! Peeta. Tell me.
Peeta Mellark: Well, there, uh. There is this one girl that I've had a crush on forever.
Caesar Flickerman: Well, I'll tell you what Peeta. You go out there, and you win this thing, and when you get home she'll have to go out with you!
Peeta Mellark: Thanks, but I, uh. I don't think winning's gonna help me at all.
Caesar Flickerman: And why not?
Peeta Mellark: Because... she came here with me.
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Today is Holocaust Memorial Day. Remember, and never forget.
(Poster design by Doriel Rimmer Halperin.)///This picture is so instantly powerful. May the millions of innocent people be remembered, and may we never stand by as such atrocities happen ever again.
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